you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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