yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dignity is for republicans.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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