I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.Â
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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