I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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