i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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