Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
If that was your dad, he is hot
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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