benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
should my penis look like a turkey
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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