i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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