Yo dont text me then not text me
okay pat passed out under dana's car
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You don't make any sense
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