i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you had me at cake vodka
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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