Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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