How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My dick has a subreddit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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