Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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