love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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