Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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