Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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