Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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