two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
