so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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