but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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