the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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