i would punch a child for taco bell
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
home. puking in laundry basket.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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