so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
pop tarts are not kleenex
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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