i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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