And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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