Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
