Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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