The maid of honor just puked.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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