i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Terrible idea I love it
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
