Do you still have your period?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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