So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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