He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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