I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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