There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
