AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
