He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
