Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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