It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
