physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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