the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
40s are totally the cure
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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