I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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