yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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