doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wanna go halves on a baby?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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