Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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