so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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