Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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