Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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