Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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