Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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