now i know why i became what i already was.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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