Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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