So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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