and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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