the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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