Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i was born a porn star she said
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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