I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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